Tuesday, June 05, 2007

King snakes and death

"Sheila, is that a real snake?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!"

What would you do if you were just sitting on your patio and a king snake basically ate you? I hate snakes. There are few things I really hate about California, but snakes, freaky insects, (especially crickets-ugh!), coyotes, and ticks are actually at the top of the list. Lots of hate in my life for those things.
My hate for them equals my love for all you.

PS. Happy 50th post!
PS2. Go onto everyone's random questions. They're pretty awesome a lot of times.

14 comments:

michelle said...

okay, guess what. once in 17 years these giant cicadas come out in Chicago. They're huge and harmless, but insanely brave and gross and this is the year they're out in full force! yay me. i share your pain

Rabic said...

Cinia, YOUR INSANE!!!!!!!!!

michelle said...

amen. I'll catch one and mail it to you

Emma said...

Ga-ross!

Daisy said...

Is it this year? I thought that happened a few years ago... maybe I'm wrong. Whatever.
What's all this about random questions?

Anonymous said...

Random questions on peoples' profiles. They rock.
Eww, Michelle! That's sick. Wait, are you going to chicago? Oh, wait, is that for the TG thing? Coo'. Good luck on that, by the way. I'm super excited for you. haha! Yeah, it was way gross, Ems. I hate snakes. Ugh. It was really sick.

Unknown said...

Scheele's, thanks for not getting completely eaten. I mean, at least you still have a finger or two to type with...
Next time you see a snake, Shull, go ahead and capture it. When I come visit you, I'll trade you a black ninja squirrel for a black death-snake.
Proceed moon:
Magic is the moonlight! *softly tinkling piano*

Anonymous said...

Okay, Claire. :) Deirdre and I found that book on Amazon last night, after calling our old voice teacher to ask her for the title. I think it's called the New York Times Book of Latin Songs or something. Correct me if I'm wrong, Deirdz. I can't wait for my ninja squirrel. I'll name him Sergeant.

Anonymous said...

*modulation* MAGIC IS THE MOONLIGHT!!

The New York Times Great Latin Songs, for sure. I think I'm going to buy it for myself for my birthday - better yet, one of you fabulous readers could do so! Just $5 or so on amazon.com! Countless hours of fun for the whole Bernhoft family, and any Russells who happen to be around.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I don't know if I can pass this up...... :)

Anonymous said...

Hermes, I hope that temptation has become a reality by the time I come up in July... :) BESAME MUCHO! (Broadway voices, y'know the rest)

Rabic said...

IM COMING TOO!!! YES!!!!

michelle said...

yay rabic! louie will be quite happy I'm sure...:)

Anonymous said...

YAY!!!
Wow, I'm so excited to see you two 'Hofts!!! Mm...fun, fun, fun! Is it just you and Rabs, Sheil? I can't wait. Send us the dates, and then maybe we can get together a party (so you don't have to do it while you're here). Or you could plan it before-hand.
I love you guys! :D